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Dodo_David, 60 Owasso, Man United States
- I am:
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Man
- Seeking a:
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Woman
- Age:
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60
- Country:
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United States
- City:
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Owasso
- Smoking:
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No
- Drinking:
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No
- Languages:
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- In my own words:
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Hello, Humans!
It is my pleasure to invade ... err ... join this website. You may be curious to know who I am. Well, the "Wanted" posters say the following about me: "A refugee from Planet Melmac masquerading as a human. Loves cats. If seen, contact the Alien Task Force."
Now, before anyone gets the wrong idea about me, I want to set the record straight. I have a cousin who crashed ... err ... landed on Earth before I did, and he has developed a bit of a reputation here on Earth. Well, I am not him. Not only am I better looking than him, but also, I did not crash into someone's garage like he did. Instead, I crashed into a golf course. Sure, I left a large divot, but once I filled it with sand, it blended in. I wasn't injured during the landing, but I did receive a few bruises from those golf clubs. Never again will I anger a group of Scotsmen. (The fact that the golf course is named after a saint wasn't enough to protect me.)
Why am I on this website? To be blunt, I need a way to socialize. Plus, the Alien Task Force would never think to search for me here.
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- Body type:
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Average
- Height:
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4' 8"
- Eyes:
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Black
- Hair:
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- Ethnicity:
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- Marital Status:
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Widowed
- Have Kids:
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Yes - at home full-time
- Want (more) kids:
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- Education:
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College Grad
- Employment Status:
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- Occupation:
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Other
- age from:
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42
- to:
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52
- Do they smoke?:
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- Have children?:
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Not important
- Marital Status:
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Not Important
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